Rita Harris

Rarris. Calora. Ralvin. Hm.

Calvin Harris and Rita Ora are officially an item and the lack of a decent ‘couple name’ isn’t the only thing bothering me. While we all wish Calvin and Rita love and happiness forever after, should this relationship stand the showbiz strain and wedding bells ring, the bride would become… Rita Harris.

It doesn’t exactly scream popstar. It sounds more suited to a character from Coronation Street. In fact, I’d go as far as to say its quite uncool!

Before we write the whole thing off entirely, we should do some research  On this morning’s Hits Radio Breakfast, we called an actual real life Rita Harris and put her through the ‘cool test’ – to see if it IS possible to be cool with that name, or if we need to step in before Calvin puts a ring on it.

This is the result…

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