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Column: The Pizza Vouchers
I had an argument with a woman I didn't know about pizza vouchers she didn't buy me.
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This column first appeared in the Lancashire Post It is Friday and everything is set. We have friends coming up from London and plans laid. I have booked time off work. I have built the BBQ. I have bought some new garden furniture. I have installed a new patio heater. I have cleaned the house. I have folded
Read → July 20, 2021Column: I Have Solved Tuesday
Tuesday has no mercy; it is tiring and demanding. It is one of mankind’s great unsolved mysteries – how to deal with Tuesday. Until now.
Read → August 20, 2020Column: The Bad Back
This column first appeared in the Lancashire Evening Post. It is Thursday and I have had a bad back all week. I felt it pop on Saturday while I was power washing the patio. I don’t need the accolades or the acclaim and I certainly don’t need sympathy. It’s just the sacrifices we make for a clean
Read → May 4, 2021Column – The Piano
This column first appeared in the Lancashire Evening Post. I am in lockdown and I’m going to make the most of it. I missed the whimsical fun of the first one. The demands of my daily radio show and feeling like I had to take a PHD in epidemiology were enough to occupy my time. I watched
Read → March 23, 2021Column: Table For Juan
Eating alone has had some bad PR. For decades, centuries, it has been regarded as a symbol of failure. People have sniggered and sneered, mocked and maligned. Popular culture is littered with characters whose desperation, loneliness or unpopularity has been portrayed through scenes of them eating alone. The idea that those requesting a ‘table for
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